So, obviously, I've been meaning to finish this for a while, as I always am. A lot of stuff has come up and there are some crazy changes going on in my life. Moving on though, when I think superheroes, I think powers, and which ones I'd actually consider having. Some of you might be like, "Dude, of course you would want a superpower," but on the contrary, I see a lot of them as flawed. In a way they are almost like a hamartia, a "tragic flaw," though not one the hero can really be blamed for as you might normally would for say,
Oedipus. Lets look at some of the more attractive powers
Super Strength
I think this is probably the most popular power, which is probably due to the fact that I think it was one of the first in the comic book realm. People didn't really get creative about powers until later. Anyway, Yes, super strength is rather attractive, especially when you think of how much good you could do when things go awry. Just right to your left, Superman is stopping a bank robbery. My only issue is with controlling it. Is one able to turn it on and off, or do they just make a point to be extra, extra careful when doing anything else in life? If its the former, than fine, the only issue you might have is if you got really upset and purposefully hurt someone who just made you a bit angry or jealous. If its the latter however, I can't imagine how difficult it might would be to be so gentle. Unless you got really good with it, you would constantly be hurting those you loved or breaking fragile things like teacups and lightbulbs. Of course, there are even more picky issues with the power like, how does your skin withhold the pressure of so much force when you use the power, or what density would your muscles truly have to be (unless of course its just magic)? These things aren't really of any consequence though because you're suppose to suspend your disbelief on the issue and just accept that the power is a truth.
Healing
So I know there are a lot of different heroes, villains, and other various characters with this ability, but my favorite is
Wolverine. I also think he's the perfect example of all that can go wrong with this power. First of all, he's been a horrible lab experiment and had adamantium fused to his skeleton (twice I believe). Not only is that horribly painful, but inhumane. Also, it set him up for the time that Magneto ripped the metal from his skeleton during a battle. There are some forms of injury and pain you just don't want to come back from. Of course, one thing does have a big impact on this issue, the speed of regeneration. If you heal almost instantly, then okay, that's not so bad, but if it takes several days or even weeks, that would be ridiculously painful. Anyway, another thing to refute over with this healing power, is how long it allows you to live. Sure, especially with all of the vampire literature about, living forever does seem to have it's perks, but I think it would be boring after a while. After you've lived to see everything, if you're the kind of person to care about culture and what not, what are you going to do. Yes of course, there are constantly technological advances that one might would want to see, but after a while that might even begin to seem like the same thing over and over again. Unless you're power was recognized in the public, which for someone born even today, that is very unlikely, you'd have to live a secret life of mystery and deception, not ever letting anyone truly closed to you. Also, those that you did let get close to you, would eventually die, or even be killed because of you. You could just become immune to death, but really, would you want to live a life like that and not have any stock in human life?
Telepathy
So I've always been into this power, I guess because I'm extremely aware of my surroundings and am always worried I've made someone think ill of me. Shamefully I have even thought something merely because I was worried someone might somehow hear it, and then immediately worry that somebody has. I'm not crazy, just a little quirky with an open mind to the possibly paranormal. So, of course I have always been aware, at least partially, of the side effects of this ability. First of all, unless you can turn it off, you run the risk of going a little bit insane. Your mind makes you who you are, excluding you soul for the moment, and if you lose it, you're nothing. You're just a body, a vessel for a soul that can't express itself because it has no mind to convey any aspect of itself. One thing I hadn't thought of so much until the last few years since I read the first
Sookie Stackhouse novel by Charlaine Harris, is how just how horrible it would be and how self conscious you might get if you did hear everything everybody though about you. I had thought about it on the more general level of just hearing what passersby had to say about you, but not that you may never have a healthy, working relationship because of it. What's especially worrisome is the idea of hearing what your loved one is really thinking of while he or she is consoling you, kissing you, or even making love to you. I'm not a prude, but I know that would pretty much scar me for life.
Super Intelligence
This is an ability I would actually like to have, as long as I knew how to keep my ego down and my mouth shut at the appropriate times, which is something
Tony Stark definitely needs to work on. If you don't, obviously, a whole ton of crap can happen to you. You can get kidnapped by the enemy, create vendettas worldwide, and on a smaller level, never have a friend that thinks he's on your level. The only issues I think there would be if you theoretically used the power right, is the distance that would be created between you any anyone you loved because they are not on your intellectual level, as well as the issue of learning too much about the world. When I say this last one, I mean that you learn about so much evil and pain in the world that you lose all hope in humanity or even the existence of being.
Telekinesis
So finally, this is the power I find the most practical, if thats even what one should be thinking in terms of having a special ability. Yes, my example to the left,
Jean Grey does end up turning evil, but I would argue that that is because she also had mind reading capabilities that made her extra susceptible to being controlled by someone with similar powers. If you simply just had telekinesis, you could definitely do damage if you wanted to, but if used right, it would really just be like being that young wizard who uses his powers to do his chores rather than actually doing them. I guess you could get extra lazy and have develop weight issues, but that already happens. I think telekinesis would be really nice for getting things done on a busy day, or doing those menial chores that would normally take up the time you could be using to do something more important. Really, it would just make things a little easier, like holding a book you're reading or grabbing a really hot pan out of the oven. My fiancé and I had some other ideas the other day, but for the life of me I can't remember what they were. I do think at one time we were playing with the idea of whether or not telekinesis would allow you to heal yourself because technically you would be able to connect your veins, tissues and what not back together. It would all boil down to whether or not you could fuse them back together or not, or if you could, in the time allotted before you passed our or died from a serious injury.
If you have any arguments, feel free to give them. I do not claim to be a comic book guru or anything of the sort. I've just read and seen some things that fill me in here and there. You might complain that I left out things like x-ray vision, shifting, or even magic as a whole. This was a conscious decision made because then I would just be writing for hours about every little power I could think of. This way, I just took the several powers I thought I could talk about and focused on them. Focus is a main issue for me so I wanted there to me as little leeway as possible. Speaking of focusing, I need to get back to work and jump in the shower.
Cheers